“If you like it, then you shoulda put a grand on it.”
That’s the thinking behind my new project.
For £1000 upfront, I will work for any individual or business for a month and, at the end of that period, if you don’t feel you have had your money’s worth, I will offer a full refund – or you can employ me.
Why am I doing this?
I am tired of seeing sloppily written press releases and marketing information.
Tired of seeing companies fork out thousands of pounds for something that a smart journalist could sort out in a lot less time and for a lot less money.
Tired of seeing grammatical errors, poor punctuation and little adherence to writing quality almost everywhere I look.
We are living in the Golden Age of Mediocrity.
Standards have fallen and continue to fall, on a daily basis, in pursuit of promoting celebrity – no matter how shallow – at all costs.
So, I can write copy, proof read, come up with great slogans, promote your product or business in the social networking marketplace . . . No job too big or too small, as they say.
Content is all.
How do you make yourself stand out in an overcrowded marketplace? That is the question.
And I believe I can help.
So put your money where your mouse is and contact me at email@example.com.
And Retweet etc. to all your followers, please.